A*****C**p: a muslim, a jew, and a filipino are in physics class one day
A*****C**p: in ******* physics class
pieweevil: ok
A*****C**p: now the problem is
A*****C**p: make a racial/ethnic joke out of that
A*****C**p: with physics implications
A*****C**p: the tie in can be very loose
pieweevil: they're trying to make a bottle burst
A*****C**p: oh god
pieweevil: so the muslim says, 'I will add pressure by threatening to crash a plane into it."
A*****C**p: bahhahahahaha!
A*****C**p: oh god oh god!
pieweevil: the jew says, "I increase pressure by invading it and sticking illegal settlements inside it."
pieweevil: and the filipino shoots both the jew and the muslim and says, "The world is now a better place."
pieweevil: <<-- going to hell
A*****C**p: hahahahaha yes!!!
A*****C**p: genius!!
A*****C**p: only thing that didn't crack me up was the jew part
A*****C**p: but that's stilll gold
A*****C**p: god dang, i cant' believe you made such a good joke so quickly
pieweevil: ok, the jew says, "Can someone push me inside and set me on fire?"
A*****C**p: ohhhh god that's bad
pieweevil: yes it is
A*****C**p: but that's what makes it so good!
pieweevil: the jew complains about being persecuted until the bottle explodes
pieweevil: and a japanese guy comes in and kicks the filipino's ass
A*****C**p: i like the fire one better
pieweevil: randomly
pieweevil: so then the muslim ties some dynamite to his chest and blows up the japanese guy
pieweevil: and then the american says, "Well, i suppose we should give japan it's military back."
pieweevil: so they do
pieweevil: and japan takes over china
pieweevil: but then kim jong il flips his shit
pieweevil: and launches some stage two missiles at japan
pieweevil: and they hit pokemon factories
A*****C**p: haha wtf?
pieweevil: and everyone's like, "Hot shit, kim jong il kicks ass!"
pieweevil: so they invite north korea to the UN
pieweevil: and kimmy's so happy he pisses himself on the floor of the UN
pieweevil: so all the delegates laugh at him
pieweevil: and he's all like, "Fuck this shit"
pieweevil: so he goes back and bombs south korea into next sunday
pieweevil: and the muslims are like, wtf, korea, you suck
pieweevil: so they crash a plane into kimmy's house
pieweevil: all the while japan's kicking all kinds off ass through south asia
pieweevil: but then they get to australia and crocodile dundee stabs three of 'em straight through the skull with a knife
pieweevil: and the nips are like, FUCKSHIT let's roll!
pieweevil: so they take over pakistan, instead
pieweevil: and saudia arabia's like, "This shit ain't cool." 
pieweevil: so they kick their terrorist training camps in high gear and start infiltrating the japanese ranks
pieweevil: but it doesn't work too well, considering the japanese are not swarthy, nor are they over four feet tall
pieweevil: so they just bayonet all the saudis
pieweevil: so president bush is like, "We cannot let this happen to our saudi friends!"
pieweevil: and he flies over the pakis dropping leaflets that say, "Hey japan! Suck my dick!"
pieweevil: illustrated leaflets
pieweevil: the japanese complain there aren't enough tentacles
pieweevil: so they swarm across to california and start raping school girls on trains
pieweevil: so, the world's like, "Hey, japan, you're off your shit and way out of control"
A*****C**p: what the?
pieweevil: so, when all the japanese are in california, raping school girls
A*****C**p: i turn my back for a minute and you start bantering?
pieweevil: all the countries of the world nuke california and drop that shit into the sea
pieweevil: the muslim's are like, woohoo, free reign!
pieweevil: but then everybody nukes them, too
pieweevil: cuz they're fuckers
pieweevil: and the world is at peace
pieweevil: or so they think
pieweevil: bush gets all jingoistic and is like, "Haiti! Back up off my shit, all your country are belong to me!"
pieweevil: but the aristide shoots him in the face and craps in the bullet wound
pieweevil: and says, "Fuck off, asswipe!" in creole
pieweevil: but nobody likes aristide so a truck runs him over
pieweevil: the truck is being driven by a dog
pieweevil: and everybody's happy and the dog gets a medal
pieweevil: the end
A*****C**p: haha all your country are belong to me?
pieweevil: wow, that's like, the third best story ever
A*****C**p: did you just write all of that?
pieweevil: yeah
A*****C**p: wow
pieweevil: i think i'll submit it to penman